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Lade x Core 2 7
8 February
_jaderade_, grotesque_wench, forever_tragedy, morbid_maiden and purpleroses5 OWN YOU ALL XD

Meagan (perfecthorror) is muh lovely wife ^^

Javey is Love

Made by youshutup ^^

In these last moments, I think of Jade. I think of him happy. I think of our dinner together. I hear him laughing. I see him when we were young, in high school, skating and rocking. I see him onstage, playing his heart out, singing along with me. I see him when he said “I love you, Davey”, and I pretend my reaction is different. I pretend everything is different. This time I say…

“I love you, too, Jade.”

-I Adore kleptomaniacal-

my pet!

I claimed ghostonthestage at claim_ljuser

I Love Caroline [grotesque_wench] SO Much!

Adopt Your Own Emo Kid!

Lade is Love

The Weather Is Unpredictable Love

Made by tsl_colourbars

Fire Is Hot Love

Made by tsl_colourbars

Ink Is Love

Made by tsl_colourbars

Darby's Balls are protected by the LPDBA [Let's Protect Darby's Balls Association]

Missy Is Love

Queer As Folk is sex love.

Davey is Love.

Jade is Love.

lip rings are love sex.

davey havok is tattooed love.

davey havok is tattooed love.

corsets are constricting love.

a fire inside are depressing love.

squirrels are nutty love.

coheed and cambria are emo love.

jade puget is crazy ninja love.

jade puget is guitar-wielding ninja love.

adam carson is crazy/beautiful pirate love.

davey havok is angelic love.

boys kissing is sexy love.

the crow is dark love.

javey is rumored true love.

ville valo is sexy boy love.

chicken and granola bars make a nice meal.

ninjas are stealthy love.

Katherine Moennig is

"Davey's voice is like extra-strength, extra-fast working exlax after you've been constipated by the voice of Joel....lmao.." -My Sister, music_whore

"I ate all the cheese bagels and Adam was mad." -Jade


"Alot of the sport-metal bands and crappy new metal bands like, all... all those guitar tones are starting to mesh and become the smoggiest guitar tone and i just wanna get away from that and get something that was not that because everyone sounds the same now. they use the same guitars, and the same amps, so i wanted something as far from that as possible, while still being heavy and still being me." -Jade

Procrastination is love

Jade is Love

Kelstina has my undivided attention

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

His name is Fazzle. Pet Fazzle. ^_~

PEOPLE WHO REMEMBERED MY BDAY: delusivexdreams, radiatingeyes, grotesque_wench, purpleroses5, imfalling5274, Stehv (Meliza), Cassie, Laura, teenagedethgurl, Codi, nearxinsanity, cryingxwaste _girlsnotgrey i_rape_sporks shamestar noiseandangst ninjaxdreamer gothicpunk2000, xxblackwingsxx winterly

Ah, I see the assasians have failed...

gir is love.

Gina's Sister: *goes up to mean dude with afro* Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought
that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided
not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive.
His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were
really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I
laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their
new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the
couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at
first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third

Two hours later I found out why the monkeys were so
inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just
sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it
dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all
over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, and hanging from my
bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got
stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That
worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It
started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I
didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a
time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat
all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I
had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen
monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile
on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and
to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city
was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that
I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't
bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas
gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended
that they liked them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates.
So, I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys

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